We'll miss you!
You look like a real douche with those sunglasses.
The Wizard of Oz?
What's that book you're reading?
Kiss me, you big, green hunk!
It IS good.
Wow, this book is good!
Why so man, Ron?
Where am I?
Cleaning is never fun!
Hungry, hungry...Batman?
Take that!
I'm gonna win!
How do I look?
They fit!
They're tiny!
I sure could go for a donut.
I have the strangest dreams!
Don't break the guitar!
Oh, they're soft!
Seriously, though, where can I get a pair?
We're exhausted!
How did I get here?
Waka waka
Am I an ornament?
What a strong grip!
It's a bird, it's a plane...
This just won't fit!
Christmas tree!
You cheated!
We'll settle it in the ring.
Oops!
What was that noise?
Paper beats rock!
Show me what you got!
Friends forever
When's lunch?
Where am I?
Yes!
Who will win?
But what kind?
Hello!
Smack!
A guitar contest?
Caw!
A murder of crows
Ready?
We'll have to do this again sometime.
C'mere, you.
This is lovely!
My, what lovely snakes you have.
Two husbands?
Which one of you is my dad?
Jailhouse Rock?
Happy Halloween
Wow, those are cool stickers!
Who's next?
Whee!
Cart...good!
Were they really out of bags?
Our Gang
Should we?
What could it be?
And why are you wearing that hat?
Cheese!
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Let's keep on dancin'!
Giddyup!
Is your name Casper?
There it is!
So strange
I'm not lying!
Get off!
It's behind you!
No hugs!
Who you gonna call?
They called us!
When can you get started?
Who should she call?
I swear, it was huge!
What the...?
Where's Frankie?
Where's Boo Berry?
Say "Cheese!"
The conquering hero returns.
Concession
You did it!
Kiss?
We did it!
Elvis gets the pin!
Get off him!
Urk!
Let me go!
You Reaper what you sow. Get it?
Ouch!
Look out!
Let me down!
Reach!
You won't win that easily!
It's a hip toss!
My biggest fan?
Let me go!
Take that!
You're heavy!
Take that, you scoundrel!
Are you ready?
It's on!
We accept
What do you say?
I'm Alicegator!
Take that!
Will he get a three count?
It's a slobberknocker!
Big Red Cheese
Get out!
...zam!
Sha...
Double the scythes!
Where did this girl come from?
And then we met an alternate YOU, Dad!
$50, sir!
What's going on?
Hugs!
Why isn't that baby growing?
What the heck?
Where did that door come from, Frankie, and who are these people?
Is this...Frankie's house?
Where are we now?
Where are we?
Squint?
Does it make me look fat?
A door...to where?
Where shall we put this book?
Hugs are not logical.
It does, however, sting a little.
Me am hungry for brains!
We're at Portal Corporation?
How many Laff points do you have?
Hanging Out at Lily's House
How did I get here?
You lost, get over it!
How about a fist bump instead? Oh, wait, that won't work either.
Your move!
Why are you wearing my boots?
Why don't you ever grow, kid?
How dare you?
This is a good one!
Yum!
Shazam?
Nice place you got here, Frankie!
Where's your forehead creases?
Who are you?
It was pretty uncomfortable in there!
Captain Mercury?
Wacky Wobbler?
It's time for you to leave now.
Can I get you a refill?
Deathstroke
Holy amazeballs, Batman Beyond!
Careful!
Ha ha...it was funny, right?
Catching up
Hug!
Take that, Dr. Death!
Get out of here, death!
Shazam!
Oh no!
Run, Elvis!
Back off!
Get ready!
It's your time...
Trust me
Take my money!
Sizzle
That concert was great!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Yoda...Y O D A...Yoda.
Jimmy...good!
Comfy!
This can go here.
She's a Cheetah!
Air good!
You're not an old man, Ralphie!
The facts of Elvira
Say cheese!
Growl!
Sweet, sweet slug!
Leap Year, baby!
Pleased to meet you!
old college roommates
Thanks, Mr. Namath!
Relax!
They're all about you
It's all here!
Captured!
Piledriver!
Flip!
En Garde!
Where's the book?
One more item to add to my collection
Snake Eyes
Bam!
Storm Shadow
Not the Mego Museum!
Where's my bottle?
Could it be a stealthy ninja?
Fly like an eagle
Slug!
Fr
Frankendance
Home sweet Frankenhome
Table...good!
Gather up the gang
Next!
Too bright?
Bleak
Frankenlove
A family discussion
Frankie and his son
Spending a little time in nature
Who is this Joe DeRouen?
Wah!
Frankie is strongest one there is!
Cheese!
It's your turn!
Help!
Can I keep him?
I'm the good boy!
Ralphie cries wolf
Grunt!
Pleased to meet you
Gaze into the crystal ball!
How fortunate!
No fish!
Grab Leap Year today!
Reading what?
Hug!
A challenger?
The winner...
Hear me roar!
Pow!
Boom!
Monster sense
Help!
Hands up!
Roar!
Growl!
Hiss!
Meow!
Dessert!
I like this movie!
Do a hip toss next!
It's a mystery!
Why does the cat like HER better?
Take the leap!
Zoom!
There's no such thing as a winnable war, it's a lie we don't believe anymore
Spider!
Awkward situation # 3,267
Date night
He's the cat's meow
Gotta keep 'em separated!
Handshake
Your face is STILL bruised?
Kitty Purry
Mole alert!
Trapped!
Happy Valentine's Day!
I'm off to see the wizard
Good kitchen help is hard to fine
Brunch!
Those darned donuts!
Get out!
Sand...good!
Growl!
Cuddle time!
Snow day!
Maybe YOU should read Memories of a Ghost?
Redecorating!
Jab!
Invisible who?
My...mummy?
Is he feeling blue?
Relaxing
Boy, that sure was a bad dream!
Fashion fits
We don't want nun!
Queue the Q!
Growl!
Snuggle!
Oh no!
Meow!
Groot!
Mego wants you to go ape!
Yes, he stole Penguin's hat
When's our next gig?
Buzz buzz buzz!
Lunch time!
Bam! Pow!
Go, Joker, go!
Ever super heroes deserve a day off
That couch is gonna need to be delinted...
Run, Ralphie, run!
Jump Ralphie!
Happy 2022!
Party!
Candyland!
This not heavy at all!
Will they all fit in his room?
Christmas!
Relaxing
Two friends spending time together
Santa!
The elf strikes!
Run, Ralphie, run!
Hey, where's the candy?
That elf!
Christmas tree dreams
Two Friends on a couch
I think this is for you
Hey, yo Elvis
Elf on a chair
A Leg Lamp?
What could it be?
Hey, Lucy!
What is this OurshelfLife.com?
Who would win in a fight?
He really streeeeetches!
Hey, want to join my band?
Uh oh!
A fun evening!
Who took the donut?
The elf had eyes
That thing is a little creepy
Decorating the tree
Sleepy time!
Mego?
It's a bird.
Fire...bad!
Mail time
What words can YOU find?
Cheater!
Jenga!
Jeannie enjoys the final book in the Small Things trilogy
Van Helsing is off to vampire jail
The stakes are high! Get it?
I'm not a vampire, you idiot!
It was a fun trip!
I got it from Grandpa!
Isn't it beautiful?
Look, man...
He even said I had to give Aang a turn at Frogger!
First step, you soak the rugs in garlic
So many vampires!
Let Aang have his turn at Frogger
When is it ever going to be MY turn?
Drop him like he's hot
I'd stake my life on it!
I'm a freaking djinn!
Got 'em!
Boom!
Will Jeannie survive?
Nooo!!
Making plans with Batman.
Sweet, sweet victory!
Two prizes are better than one!
Hands in the air!
What does that diagram even mean?
The Joker holds court
Book club night!
Biscuit!
Mummy!
Too many animals!
Why don't people tell me things?
Who's that astronaut? It's a mystery...
Thank ya, thank ya very much!
Don't move!
Whee!
Reversing the roles
Tabletop operation
"Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)"
Is that your Oompa Loompa?
You look so familiar!
Give that back!
Pleased to meet you, Robin
Drop that rifle, Elvis!
Creepy? You used to date her, Frankie!
Hi, Esme!
Is that...the Joker? And Penguin?
Donut?
Gotcha, Supes!
Gotcha, Supes!
How..?
Is there really a question as to who will win?
Who will win?
Home!
That's one huge bottle of wine!
They're not under there.
What's going on?!
Chicago
Holding the baby
Don't drop him!
What a...cute? Baby
The baby
What a mystery!
Awww!
That's no dessert!
Dessert?
"A+ blood, my favorite!"
Kiss me, you monster!
Franken Berry is the key ingredient in everything!
Cuddle time!
Arrrr!
What does it all mean?
"C'mon, Ralphie, it's my turn!"
Evidence!
Frankie prepares to sink the 8-ball
Who will win?
Life insurance? We don't need no stinkin' life insurance!
A good talk.
Breakfast in bed
Monsters 1, Pirates 0
Bad dreams suck!
Arrr, matey, give me all your gold!
Lily enjoys the view while Frankie peddles.
Cheater!
Poker night
Frankenstein Family Reunion
Batmen!
Girls night in.
Dance!
Girl's night out!
Spin the globe!
A night in the museum.
The Mego Museum!
Reality has been restored!
The flash saves the Elvisverse!
Wonder Woman victorious!
Growl!
What do you want me to do?
Farrah makes a call.
Elvis misses his guitar...and his donuts!
Not the donuts!
A shiny!
Get our of my house!
The Flash meets with Dr. Who.
Jeannie?
Elvispoint #1
A sidewalk not taken
Time traveling with the Flash
Back to when it all began
The Flash is a one man band!
Bagpipes?
My Little Aang
Elvis dreams again.
Meanwhile...
Visit the Mad Monster Castle!
Who will win?
Breaking Free!
I've had the time of my life...
Harley Race reclaims his title!
Bam!
Ouch!
How many pets can YOU spot?
Ape-Elvis?
It's Opposite Day!
Playdate time
The winner and new...
Reunited and it feels so good!
Curses, foiled again!
Elvis dreams of acrylic
Batman wins!
Headlock!
Wham! Pow!
Batman!
Inside the Riddler's lair
The Riddler at his secret lair
Elvis tells his bandmates about the Riddler stealing all his guitars
Alone time
Oh, Kojak, just do your job!
What is that strange creature?
Ralphie walks in on the Riddler stealing Elvis' other guitar!
Kissing in the forest
Visiting a castle in Ireland
If Kojak can't find it, no one can.
Back from the honeymoon
Is it under there?
Riddle me this
He can't even play the guitar
Trapped in Acrylic
Alice has big monster shoes to fill
Alice is victorious
Who will win?
Don't be cruel to a housekeeper who's true.
Don't step on my old crusty black pirate shoes
Ain't nuthin' but a werewolf, howling all the time
Ralphie and the Rocketeer
Elvis and Saru jam
Captain Mercury gives the hard sell
Help us!
They love him!
A visit from the stars
"It's pronounced Fronkensteen!"
A fateful meeting
Planet of the Elvises
Shiny Smeargle!
Aang interviews for a slot in the Justice League of America.
Aang's interview
Hurry up, Flash!
Guitar lessons!
Zoooom!!
The last Poker Player
Royal Flush!
Stan enjoys reading.
Married!
Come here, handsome!
Do you take this monster?
They come runnin' just as fast as they can!
You're invited!
Wedding dresses
Bath time!
Elvis teaches Ralphie to play the guitar
Hey, don't I know you?
Pizza night!
A dowry must be paid
Party!
The monster skates
Hulk smash!
She said yes!
The proposal
Rubik's Cube mastery.
Jeannie and the monster talk.
existential dread.
Jeannie posts with all the pets.
Elvis vs Ultraman
Guitar lessons for Ultraman!
Hannibal is upset
Interviews!
Even monsters enjoy a good book.
Cat vs Cat, who will win?
Cat vs Monster
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a show with everything but Yul Brynner.
Monster hugs!
Monster vs monster?
Dracula confers with Frankenstein's monster.
Draculas!
Oh, Sparky!
Bloodsucking friends.
Willy Wonka takes Ralphie on a tour.
Golden ticket talk!
The golden ticket!
"Stop! Hands up!"
Dinah-Mite!
It's a showdown!
Elvis and Action Jackson
Elvis, dreaming about an acrylic jungle.
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
Mom, can I keep him?
A new cat!
That darned pirate monkey!
Wonder Woman wins!
Book pirates!
Diana relaxes with a good book.
Elvis hugs his monkey.
Elvis wakes up.
Cat and dog time.
Elvis trapped in a dream.
Elvis sharpening his skills.
When the Simmons is away, the girls will play.
Sweating with Richard
Getting Meta with it.
Elvis and Batman share a box of donuts.
Donut pirates!
Ralphie meets Batman.
Frankenstein's Monster is a sore loser!
Pac-Man fever.
Superman has a talk with Bizarro.
Bernie visits the shelf.
Battle of the Bands!
Ralphie gets an audition.
Superman meets Frankenstein's Monster.
Kneel before Ralphie!
Ralphie surprises Superman.
Rescuing Superman
Ralphie and Frankenstein's monster play with Barbie's dreamhouse,
Wonder Woman wants the truth.
Frankenstein's monster vs Ralphie, in chess.
Elvis and Jeannie comfort Ralphie.
Jeannie and Zira catch up.
Frankenstein's Monster teaches Ralphie and Aqualad how to play chess.
Frankenstein's Monster, worn out from the holidays, takes a much deserved nap on the couch.
Happy New Year from Elvis, Jeannie, Ralphie, and Frankenstein's monster!
Stan Lee draws a bath for himself and his favorite rubber duckie.
Stan Lee, reading.
Happy holidays 2020!
Santa enjoys milk and cookies before delivering presents to Ralphie's house.
Ralphie holds mistletoe over Jeannie and Elvis, and they kiss.
Alice cleans.
Elvis and the boys get together to discuss a name for their new band. What do YOU think they should call themselves?
Jeannie invites Frankenstein's Monster and his bride over for a sushi dinner, while Elvis takes Ralphie Christmas shopping and to see a movie.
Frankenstein's monster plays a mean game of checkers, but is he any match for Ralphie? Winner gets the Coke!
Frankenstein's monster and his bride steal a kiss under the mistletoe.
Frankenstein's monster babysits Ralphie.
Getting ready for Christmas.
Elvis plays guitar for his wife Jeannie and their new friend BMO.
After the dance party, Jeannie and her friends hang out, talk, and drink just a little too much.
Dance party!
Bob Ross participating in Joe's shameless self-promotion!
Jeannie is served breakfast in bed.
Their Creations Given Life.
A creator's lunch.
Rod Serling has breakfast with his friends Kanamit and Invader Bob. Rod is amazed at how much sugar Kanamit can put away, but at least that's better than his usual diet!
That damned cat!
Gilligan and the Skipper stop by for a visit.
Ralphie getting ready for Christmas.
Elvis, Jeannie, and Ralphie decorating the Christmas tree.
Jeannie and Elvis pamper Alice.
Alice relaxing with her boyfriend, Mr. Miyagi.
Happy Thanksgiving!
The boys get together to talk about reforming their band.
Poor Alice.
Elvis cooks breakfast while Jeannie checks her email.
Catwoman and Haley Quinn visit Elvis and Jeannie.
After Jeannie wakes Elvis, the two explain to Catwoman over coffee and orange juice while stealing is wrong. Catwoman apologizes, and the three become friends.
While getting up to pee, Jeannie hears a noise in the living. It's Catwoman, attempting to steal Jeannie's favorite painting!
Jeannie relaxing with a good book.
Bob Ross, "Weird" Al Yankovic, and Frankenstein's Monster Contemplating Art
Elvis and Jimmi Hendrix decide to recruit Frankenstein's Monster and "Weird" Al Yankovic to make a band. With this much talent, how can they do anything but succeed?
On Friday the 13th, Elvis Meets His Doppelgänger. Will he stay? Will he steal Jeannie away from Elvis Prime? Will this never be mentioned again? Stay tuned!
Let 'em Fight, Elvis!
Alice is left to clean up after Jeannie's book club. Clearly, Alice deserves a hefty raise.
Jeannie's book club.
Dr. Who surprises Elvis and Jeannie as they watch TV.
Jeannie joins Elvis and Mr. Miyagi for dinner.
Jeannie and Stan Lee enjoying the music of Elvis and Jimmi Hendrix.
Elvis and Jeannie hanging with Stan "The Man" Lee.
Elvis joins Frankenstein's Monster onstage.
I bet you didn't know Frankenstein's Monster could play the violin.
Frankenstein's monster takes advantage of some peace and quiet to start Joe DeRouen's Leap Year, coming to bookstores near you later this year.
The Creature from the Black Lagoon takes a bath.
It's a Monster Bash!
Rod Serling and Kanamit watching TV.
Samantha, Jeannie, and Marilyn playing with the Ouija board.
Jeannie and Samantha hanging out, watching TV.
A viewing at the gallery.
Jeannie and Bob Ross talking.
Bob Ross painting.
Elvis and Jeannie in the dining room.
King vs King in a chess match for the ages.
Jeannie reading Hamlet.
Elvis and Jimmi talking shop.
Elvis and Farrah Fawcett relaxing, watching television.