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You can find new photos here Monday through Friday, and a special photo on the weekends. Enjoy!

Moving

“You’re…moving?” asks Frankie, looking askance. “What will we do without […]

Hunter Dan?

“Hello, Hunter Dan,” Elvis says to his new neighbor. “I […]

Dorothy’s Uncle

Dorothy introduces Jeannie and Lily to her uncle, the Wizard.

Hanging Out with Dorothy

Dorothy comes over to hang out with Lily and Jeannie.

Frankenkiss

“Baby, it’s cold outside.”

Lily Meets Sheldon

“Hey, what’s that book? It looks good!”

Lily in the Park

Frankenstein’s bride spends time reading in the park.

The Anchorman Cometh

An angry Ron Burgundy shows up to confront Frankie.

Elvis Dreams of Clowns

Why do I have these crazy dreams?

Time to Clean Up

Alice starts cleaning up.

Batman Takes on the Winner

I’d like to challenge the winner, please.

Ravenous, Ravenous Hippo

Jeannie and Marilyn Monroe take a turn playing Hungry, Hungry […]

Hungry, Hungry Hippo

Elvis plays Hungry, Hungry Hippo with Ralphie and Petunia.

This is Getting Ridiculous

Superman gets in on the fun.

Batman and Robin Swap Oven Mitts

Fun with Batman and Robin.

These Oven Mitts are too Small!

Batman’s oven mitts just won’t fit Frankie.

Jeannie Relaxing

Jeannie relaxes in the living room, listening to music on […]

Pinocchio

Elvis dreams of finding Pinocchio, Mr. Geppetto, and Jiminy Cricket […]

Happy Holidays

Happy Holidays from our family to yours!

Super Guitarman?

Superman considers trying out for Elvis’ band.

Here, Try Them On

Batman lets Lily try on his overt mitts.

Where Can I Get Oven Mitts Like Those?

Lily compliments Batman on his over mitts.

Last-minute Christmas Shopping

Lily and Jeannie relax after shopping.

Elvis in a Stocking

Elvis dreams he’s in a giant Christmas Batman stocking.

Blinky

Lily spends time hanging out with her old friend Blinky.

Xmas Elvis

Elvis dreams he’s on a giant Christmas tree.

Ralphie and the Punching Bag

Ralphie tries out his new punching bag.

Superman meets Frankenstein’s Monster

“Pleased to meet you.”

Superman

“Superman?” asks Elvis. “How did you get out of the […]

Get out of there!

Ralphie hides inside the Superman box.

Under the Tree

Elvis tries in vain to shove Superman under the tree.

Putting up the Christmas Tree

Jeannie, Elvis, and Ralphie put up the tree.

Elvis Wins, Elvis Throws a Tantrum

Elvis beats Elvis at chess, and Elvis throws a fit.

Let’s Shake On It

Elvis and Elvis agree on their final competition.

Who’s There?

Frankie accidentally sits on the Invisible Man.

Lily Alone

Lily enjoys some alone time on her couch.

Elvis Wins with Paper

Jeannie congratulates Elvis for winning at Rock, Paper, Scissors, while […]

Rock, Paper, Scissors

Elvis and Elvis prepare for the next challenge: Rock, paper, […]

Conversations with a Friend

Elvis discusses how to defeat the other Elvis.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours!

Elvis Dreams of Books

That night, after losing a game of Monopoly to Alternate […]

Elvis Beats Elvis at Monopoly

Elvis takes the win at Monopoly, leaving Elvis crying.

A Challenge

Elvis challenges Elvis to a competition.

Frankie Meets the Unown

Frankie caught an Unown J in Pokemon Go!

A Guitar Battle

“Not that kind of guitar battle!”

A Guitar Contest?

“Don’t fight with those dangerously sharp scythes,” says Ralphie. “How […]

New Pets?

Frankie brings birdseed and toys home for the crows.

Frankie Stumbles Across a Murder…

…of crows!

A Tale of Two Elvises

The two Elvises (Elvi?) prepare to do battle.

Alas, the Date is Over

Kanamit hugs Medusa goodbye as he drops her off at […]

A Kiss in the Park

Kanamit and Medusa kiss in the park.

Kanamit and Medusa on a Date

Kanamit takes Medusa to a Chinese restaurant.

Kanamit Meets Medusa

Lily introduces Medusa to Kanamit.

Two husbands?

“Well, this is confusing,” says Jeannie.

What the Heck?

Are you my long lost twin brother?

My…Brother?

Are you my long lost twin brother?

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween from our family to yours!

Another Weird Elvis Dream

“How the heck did I get here?”

Okay, This is Getting Ridiculous

“What are we even doing?”

Alice’s Turn

“Okay, Alice,” says Frankie, “it’s your turn!”

Aren’t You a Bit Big For That?

“Frankie,” says Alice, “you’re going to break the cart!”

They Were Out of Bags

“I had to get the groceries home somehow,” says and […]

What a Little Rascal

Ralphie introduced Elvis to his new friend Mikey.

The Band

Elvis and Frankie discuss getting the band back together.

What’s That Noise?

“I keep hearing noises, Lily, but no one’s there,” says […]

A Random Meeting

“So, Brent…what brings you by?” asks Frankie.

A Ghostly Portrait

The Ghostbusters pose with the ghost bird!

Look at the Size of this Postcard

It wouldn’t even fit in the mailbox! https://amzn.to/3EFZVN1

Dancing in the Living Room

Frankie and Lily spend the evening dancing in their living […]

Yee-hah!

Ralphie goes for a ride on the ghost bird.

The Ghost…is Friendly?

“Well, I didn’t expect that,” says Elvis.

The Ghost, Revealed

“There it is!”

Strange Visitors

“We sure do get some strange visitors around here.”

Where did it go?

“It was right on top of me!”

Help!

“Guys? A little help here. Guys! Elvis! Anybody! Help!”

Turn Around

“I’m sorry, Mr. Presley,” Egon Spengler says, “but we can’t […]

Hug?

“No, sir, I DO NOT want a hug.”

They Called the Ghostbusters

The Ghostbusters begin their investigation.

Ghostbuster

“So, Dr. Venkman, exactly how much will it cost to […]

Get Back!

Jeannie gets up in the middle of the night to […]

Where Did it Go?

Alice runs to get Elvis, but the ghost is gone […]

Eek! What is that thing?

Alice hears a noise in the night, walks into the […]

Medusa

Lily has Medusa over for breakfast.

Cereal Choices

“Which do you choose?” asks Count Chocula. “Frankenberry of Count […]

Elvis Family Portrait

Elvis, Ralphie, Petunia, and Jeannie pose for a family portrait.

Welcome Home!

Lily welcomes Frankie home, while Frankenberry cheers.

Handshake

The Grim Reaper gets into the ring, slowly walks over […]

Big Celebration

Elvis celebrates with his family.

Lovebirds

Jeannie runs into the ring to congratulate Elvis.

The Winners

Frankie, Elvis, and Shazam celebrate their victory over the Brothers […]

1-2-3!!!

Elvis surprised the Grim Reaper with a sunset flip. 1…2…3!!

I’ll Save You!

Frankie runs in to save Elvis from being choked out […]

Choke!

The Grim Reaper chokes Elvis with his own scarf!

Boston Crab

Black Adam gets Frankie in a Boston crab. Will he […]

It’s a Brawl!

The rule book’s been thrown out the window!

Gouge Out Your Eyes!

The Red Reaper tries to gouge out Frankie’s eyes!

Red Reaper Leaper

The Red Reaper readies to leap atop an unsuspecting Frankie.

German Suplex

Frankie gets Black Adam up for a German suplex.

Tag Me, Brother

Elvis crawls across the ring in an attempt to tag […]

Illegal Interference

Elvis tries to pin Black Adam, but the Grim Reaper […]

Hip Toss Fever

Elvis hip tosses Black Adam as the Brothers Grim look […]

My Biggest Fan?

“So let me get this straight. For years, he writes […]

Powerful Piledriver

Frankie gets Black Adam up for a piledriver.

DDT Time

The Red Reaper prepares to deliver a DDT to Frankie.

Gorilla Slam

Black Adam prepares to gorilla slam Frankie!

Suplex City

Shazam and Black Adam start the match, and before Black […]

The Squared Circle

Elvis, Shazam, and Frankie prepare to face off against Black […]

Calling on a Friend

Frankie gets a call from Elvis. It’s on.

Challenge Accepted

“We accept your challenge,” says the black reaper, “as long […]

A Challenge

“Three on one isn’t fair,” says Elvis. “I challenge you […]

Alicegator

Alice visits Frankie and Lily to show off her new […]

Super Villain Team-Up

Black Adam and the Brothers Grim beat up Shazam!

Piledriver Time

Oh no! Black Adam has Shazam up for a piledriver!

It’s On!

The Brothers Grim look on as Shazam and Black Adam […]

Big Red Cheese vs Black Adam

“You may have bested us, you Big Red Cheese, but […]

One Final Warning

“Listen, you two, you need to get out of here […]

Earth’s Mightiest Mortal

“Shazam!” says the Grim Reaper. “But you look different. You’re […]

Oh No, Not Again!

“You DO remember what happened last time, don’t you?” says […]

The Brothers Grim?

Seriously? You brought your brother this time?

We Have Something To Tell You…

“We have something to tell you, Ralphie,” says Jeannie. “While […]

Ralphie’s Adventures

Ralphie tells Elvis and Jeannie about his and Alice’s alternate […]

He’s So Handy

Elvis hires a handyman to get rid of that pesky […]

Petunia

Petunia? What is she doing here?

Home!

Finally, just when they were about to give up hope, […]

Hanging with Lily

Jeannie visits Lily, Frankie, and Frankie Jr.

Goodbye, Alternate Friends

Alt-Elvis, Marilyn, and Petunia Pie say goodbye to Alice and […]

Marilyn Monroe Presley

Alt-Elvis introduces Alice and Ralphie to his wife Marilyn and […]

We’re Finally Home—Wait, What?

“Look, Ralphie, we’re finally home—wait, what? That’s not our Elvis. […]

An Alternate Frankenstein Family?

Where are we, Ralphie? That’s not Lily, and I don’t […]

The Door to Frankie’s House?

Alice and Ralphie step through the door again, only to […]

Our Heroes Find Themselves Upon a Gray Plain

Ralphie and Alice jump back through the door, but it […]

A Door to Someplace Else Entirely

Alice and Ralphie walk through the strange door and immediately […]

Masquerade Redux

“How is this fun?” asks Frankie. “I can’t even see […]

Masquerade

Lily tried on a mask for the masquerade ball.

A Door…to Where?

While cleaning, Alice and Ralphie discover a mysterious door that […]

Tidying Up

Ralphie helps Alice tidy up.

Reunited

Spock and his time-traveling half-sister, Michael Burnham, reunite at Frankie’s […]

Vulcan Nerve Pinch

I told you, Spock, the Vulcan nerve pinch won’t work […]

Hanging Out With Bob

Frankie hanging out with his cousin Bob the zombie.

Elvis…in City of Heroes?

In his next dream, Elvis finds himself and Jeannie inside […]

Elvis…in Toontown?

Elvis has been playing too much Toontown. He dreams he’s […]

Hanging Out at Lily’s House

Jeannie and Michael Burnham hanging out with Lily.

Another Elvis Dream…

Elvis has another dream, this time surrounded by Touche Turtle, […]

Sore Loser

After losing at chess, Black Adam knocks over the board.

Awkward Greeting

The Candyman always makes shaking hands awkward.

Battle Chess

Shazam and Black Adam decide to settle their differences over […]

The Confrontation

Black Adam confronts Shazam.

Babysitting 101

Ralphie and Aang babysit Frankie Jr.

Shocked, I Tell You!

Jimmy Olsen is absolutely shocked to see Frankie reading a […]

Hanging at Frankie’s House

Brent the astronaut hangs out at Frankie’s house, reading comics.

Damn Dirty…Frankenberry?

“No, I haven’t seen any damned dirty apes, but would […]

Black Adam

“I’ve been told Shazam lives here,” says Black Adam to […]

Monsters and Mercury

Frankie, Lily, and Captain Mercury sit down to discuss just […]

Worf Meets Kor

“What do you mean, he’s also a Klingon?” asks Worf. […]

Worf

Worf suddenly beams down to Elvis’ living room, startling the […]

Captain Mercury Emerges

Frankie helps Captain Mercury out of his box.

A Strange Package

A strange package arrives on Frankie’s doorstep.

Elvis Dreams of Wobblers

That night, Elvis dreams that he climbs on to the […]

Have You Heard the Mutant Word?

“Have you heard the Mutant Word?” asks the Mutant Leader, […]

Queen of the Borgs

Lily spends time with her old college roommate, the Borg […]

Deathstroke

“No, Frankie, you didn’t die of a stroke. I said […]

Batman Beyond!

Ralphie and Aang finally meet their online friend from the […]

A New Decoration

Lily hangs a new decoration while Frankie prepares to catch […]

The Big Reveal

Frankie and the Grim Reaper share a laugh over the […]

Old Monster Friends

Frankie has some old friends over.

Hugs!

Safe from Mr. Death, Elvis hugs Shaz-Ralphie!

Shazam Conquers Death

The winnah….Shazam!

Shazam vs Death

“Listen, Mr. Death, you really need to leave my parents […]

Shazam!

“Shazam!”

Run, Ralphie, Run!

“Okay, you little idiot, your father can live…but I’ll take […]

Now, Ralphie!

“I’m sorry, ma’am, but it’s your husband’s time—wait, what are […]

Stay Away!

“Now see here, Mr. Death, you need to stay away […]

Please, Mr. Death!

“Stop groveling, Mr. Presley. When it’s your time…it’s your time.”

It’s Your Time, Elvis

“I’m sorry, Elvis, this really can’t be put off any […]

Take Off That Mask

“No, you really don’t want me to take off my […]

I Could Live Forever?

“So let me get this straight. You’re going door-to-door, selling […]

Smokin’ Hot

“Someone call the fire department, ma’am, because you’re smokin’ hot!”

Frankie and Weird Al Hanging Out

Weird Al Yankovic and Frankie hanging out.

Pokemon Go Fest 2022

Aang and Ralphie encounter a shiny Muk while playing Pokemon […]

Weird Al in concert

Weird Al Yankovic on stage in Tulsa, Oklahoma, June 1st, […]

Jimmy Olson Stops By

Real estate manager Jimmy Olson stops by to see how […]

Frankenfamily Time

Frankie, Lily, and Frankie Jr spend time relaxing on the […]

Redecorating the Shelf

Lily spends some time redecorating the shelf in her and […]

Chess Cheetah

Don’t play with her, Jeannie, she’s a Cheetah!

No AC?

The air conditioner is out, so Frankie tried to relax […]

Elvis, Ralphie, and the Cat

Elvis and Ralphie acting goofy.

…According to Elvira

Jo, Tootie, and Blair aren’t so sure they want to […]

A Family Portrait

Elvis, Jeannie, and Ralphie pose for a family portrait.

The Lady or the Tiger

There were two doors. Frankie chose the door with the […]

Elvis, Frankie, and the Slug

Elvis finally remembers to bring Frankie his new pet slug, […]

Elvira Meets Jeannie

Lily takes Elvira to meet Jeannie, who loans her a […]

Elvira Meets Frankie

Umm, Frankie? Her eyes are up there.

Enter Elvira

Lily and her old college roommate Elvira hang out, catching […]

Childhood Hero

Frankie’s childhood hero, Joe Namath, shows up to give Frankie […]

Frankie at Home

Frankie relaxes at home with Frankie Jr. and a box […]

The Facts of Life

“Ralphie, I think it’s about time we sat down and […]

Loot Recovered

Snake eyes, Elvis, and Frankie recover the loot stolen by […]

Storm Shadow Captured!

Frankie and Elvis rush in to capture Storm Shadow, while […]

Piledriver!

Snake Eyes piledrives Storm Shadow on a table.

Snake Eyes vs Storm Shadow round 2

Just as Snake Eyes gets the upper hand in their […]

Snake Eyes vs Storm Shadow

Snake Eyes waits for Storm Shadow to come back to […]

Looking for Leap Year

“That’s my favorite book,” says Jeannie. “Where did Leap Year […]

Leap Year: Stolen!

While Elvis and Jeannie are at Frankie’s place, Storm Shadow […]

Introducing Snake Eyes

Elvis brings over his old College Roommate Snake Eyes, in […]

Don’t Go Messin’ with a Ninja

Frankie leaps out to try to stop the ninja, but […]

Storm Shadow Revealed

The ninja shows up to steal Frankie’s new Mego Frankenstein’s […]

Who Was That Ninja?

That night, the security camera Elvis installed caught someone stealing […]

Where’s My Bottle?

Someone stole Jeannie’s bottle! It couldn’t be the pirates, they’re […]

Who Took My Frankenberry?

“It has to be here somewhere, Lily,” says Frankie, looking […]

Fly Like an Eagle

While helping Ralphie to babysit Frankie Jr., Aang uses his […]

A Slug for the Frankensteins

Elvis and Jeannie decide to gift their pet slug to […]

A Frankenparty!

Frankie and Lily have the Frankenstein family over for a […]

A Midnight Dance

That night, with the baby asleep in his crib, Frankie […]

Frankie and Lily’s New Apartment

“Whew! Moving sure is a lot of work,” says Frankie, […]

We Found a Place

“So you settled on the empty, bleak space, eh?” asks […]

Frankie and Lily Found a Place?

“I just got off the phone with Lily,” says Jeannie, […]

Spooky Old House

“This is definitely more our speed, Mr. Olsen,” says Lily, […]

High Rise Heaven?

“It’s a beautiful apartment building, Mr. Olsen, but it’s too…bright.”

Apartment Hunting

“First of all, Mr. Olsen, I didn’t realize you were […]

Time to Get Our Own Place?

“You’re probably right,” says Frankie, “about getting our own place, […]

The Frankenfamily

“You know, Frankie,” says Lily, “we spend a lot of […]

Frankie and Frankie Jr.

While Lily and her friends are off in the mountains, […]

A Hike in the Mountains

Jeannie, Lily, Peg, and Cheetah go for a hike in […]

A Giant Business Card?

Frankie shows Elvis the giant business card he found on […]

Frankenbaby

“It’s been like almost a year, Lily. Why won’t our […]

Strong Frankie

“Okay, Frankie, we get it! You’re strong! Now let us […]

Another Family Portrait

Say cheese!

Pictionary!

Jeannie, Peg Bundy, and Lily play Pictionary.

Elvis Dreams of Monsters

That night, Elvis dreams of being trapped in a graveyard […]

Can I Keep Him?

Ralphie introduces his new pet werewolf to Elvis and Jeannie, […]

Who’s the Good Boy?

Ralphie rubs the Werewolf’s belly, causing him to howl with […]

The Boy Who Cried Wolf

Wolf!

A Frankenfamily Reunion

Argh! Fire…bad!

Geordi La Forge meets Ultraman Jack

Ultraman Jack stops by to introduce himself to Geordi La […]

Next in Line, Please

Jeannie tells Lily her fortune, as Cheetah and Geordi La […]

Tell Your Fortune?

Jeannie gazes into the crystal ball. Would you like to […]

No Fish For You!

No, ma’am, we will NOT be having fish for dinner!

Shameless Self Promotion

“Read Joe’s book Leap Year,” said Geordi La Forge. “It […]

Just Three Kids Hanging Out

Ralphie, Aqualad, and Aang hang out, playing with the cats […]

Reading Rainbow?

What do you mean, you want me to read to […]

Frankenhug!

Frankie gives Frankenhammer, his little brother, a monster hug.

Frankenhammer!

Frankie’s little brother, Frankenhammer, shows up. But is he here […]

The New Heavyweight Champion

Elvis, Jeannie, and Ralphie celebrate Frankie vanquishing the apes. Elvis […]

Frankie, King of the Apes

Frankie stands tall upon the pile of vanquished apes.

Frankie vs General Ursus

The soldier apes defeated, Frankie faces off about General Ursus.

Body Slamming Apes

Frankie bursts into Elvis’ house, knocks down one soldier ape, […]

Monster Sense

Out for a ride on his new motorcycle, Frankie’s monster […]

Elvis Pleads Before He Bleeds

Elvis pleads for his and his family’s releases from the […]

Damn Dirty Apes

General Ursus and his soldier apes break into Elvis and […]

A Family Portrait

Cheetah and Catwoman begrudgingly pose for a family portrait with […]

The Not-So-Cowardly Lion

Cheetah’s uncle, the Not-So-Cowardly Lion, shows up to break up […]

Cat Fight!

It’s a cat fight!

Things Get Catty #2

Cheetah shows up, and is not happy to find Weird […]

Things Get Catty

Weird Al introduces his friend Catwoman to his bandmate Elvis.

Dessert

Jeannie indulges in a delectably delicious dessert. (Can you say […]

Watching Themselves

Frankie and Lily watch…themselves?

Wrestling at Jeannie’s House

Jeannie walks into the room to find Wonder Woman trapped […]

It’s a Mystery

The Mystery Astronaut suddenly appears, startling Jeannie, Zira, and Cheetah.

Hangin’ Out

Jeannie, Zira, and Cheetah hang out.

Leap Year FREE for the Kindle

Frankie and Lily’s favorite novel, LEAP YEAR, is free on […]

Postman Frankenstein?

Frankie practices for his interview with the post office to […]

#StandWithUkraine

We #StandWithUkraine. There’s no such thing as a winnable war.

Spinarak Attack

“That’s the last time I play Pokemon Go alone!”

An Awkward Situation

“Well, this is awkward,” says Lily.

Double Date Night

Frankie, Lily, Weird Al, and Cheetah spend time on the […]

Weird Al and…Cheetah?

Elvis is shocked to learn that “Weird” Al Yankovic is […]

A Boxing Handshake

Rocky and Apollo Creed put the past behind them.

Gotta Keep ‘Em Separated

Rocky and Apollo Creed almost get into a brawl.

A Boxing Reunion

Rocky and Apollo Creed have a reunion, of sorts.

All Cats, All the Time

“Roar!”

A Mole on My Back

“Jeannie, darlin’,” said Elvis, “could you check out this mole […]

A Mole Problem

“Honey,” said Jeannie to Elvis, “I think we might have […]

Trapped in Acrylic?

This time, Elvis dreams that’s he’s trapped in an acrylic […]

Happy Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day from our family to yours!

Elvis Dreams of Oz

Elvis dreams again, this time finding himself among huge acrylic […]

Help in the Kitchen

Ma Walton comes over to give Alice a hand in […]

Dining with Slugs

Lily shares brunch with two slugs.

Who Keeps Stealing My Donuts?

“Who keeps stealing my donuts?” shouts Elvis, into the empty […]

Get Out of My Garden!

“Get out of my zen garden!” Frankie yells at the […]

Frankie and the Buddha

Frankie relaxes with his Zen Garden.

The Eye of the Tiger

No, not THAT eye of the tiger!

Snuggle Day

Elvis and Jeannie snuggling on the couch, trying to stay […]

Snow Day!

Jeannie gets out of bed, walks to the front door, […]

Memories of a Ghost

Lily relaxes with a good book…and a cat.

Redecorating with Jeannie

Jeannie decides to redecorate the house.

Boxing Lessons

Rocky gives Ralphie his bi-annual boxing lesson.

A Blank Picture

There’s absolutely nothing to see here. Move along.

Are You My Real Mummy?

Don’t you know me, Ralphie? I’m your real mummy!

He’s in the Blue Man Group?

Frankie introduces Lily to his cousin Young Frank, who is […]

Frankie and Lily

Frankie and Lily relax while watching television.

Nightmare on Elvis Street

Elvis, heart beating staccato in his chest, wakes up after […]

Puttin’ on the Ritz

Puttin’ on the Ritz…with Elvis!

We Don’t Want Nun

“I’m sorry,” said Alice, to the traveling saleswoman, “but we […]

Join the Q

“That’s all well and good, Mr. Q,” said Ralphie, “but […]

It’s Bring Your Pet Day

It’s bring your pets to Elvis and Jeannie’s house day!

Snuggles of the Killer Slugs

The slugs weren’t so killer, after all. In fact, they’re […]

Attack of the Killer Slugs

One minute, Frankie was watching TV, minding his own business, […]

Girl’s Night In

Jeannie, Lily, Wonder Woman, and Cheetah hang out, watching TV […]

Groot!

Groot surprises Elvis and Frankie with a surprise visit.

Mego Wants Me to What?

“Mego wants me to go what now?” Elvis asks, as […]

Puttin’ on the Ritz

If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go […]

The Boys in the Band

Elvis, Weird Al Yankovic, Frankie, and Jimi Hendrix get together […]

Where’s the Fly-Swatter?

“Honey!” Jeannie calls out to Elvis. “This pesky fly will […]

Peg Bundy Brings Chinese Food

Peg Bundy stops by for a visit…and brings Chinese food!

It’s On!

No one even tries to beat the Batman’s high score […]

I’ll Beat This BTMN2022!

The Riddler and the Penguin cheer on the Joker as […]

Batman & Robin at the Arcade

Batman and Robin hanging out at the arcade, playing Space […]

Animal House

The Wolfman hanging out with his animal friends.

Jushin Thunder Liger

“I’m sorry Mr. Jushin Thunder Liger, sir, we didn’t know […]

The Lava Game

Ralphie and Aang play the lava game. Somehow, Aang always […]

Happy New Year 2022

Happy New Year!

Rockin’ New Year’s Eve

Elvis and Jeannie host a NYE party!

Games with Friends

Ralphie, Aang, and Aqualad spend the day playing games. Next […]

Atari time!

Elvis breaks out his old Atari 2600!

Goodbye Tree

Frankie comes over to remove the Christmas tree for Elvis […]

A Post-Christmas Snapshot

Ralphie got a LOT of toys this year!

Christmas Morning!

Elvis, Jeannie, and Ralphie open presents on Christmas morning.

Christmas Eve Television

Elvis and Jeannie relax on the couch, watching television, on […]

Prepping for Christmas

Lily comes over to share lunch with Jeannie and help […]

Santa Claus Came to Town

Santa Claus arrives just as the elf takes down the […]

The Elf Saves the Day…At Least for Now

Just as the Candyman is about to skewer Ralphie like […]

The Candyman Strikes

The Candyman grabs Ralphie and prepares to…well, do what the […]

Enter the Candyman

Oh, Ralphie. Never let the Candyman inside!

A Christmas Family Portrait

Elvis, Jeannie, Ralphie, and the cat gather on the new […]

A Giant Christmas Tree?

That night…Elvis dreams, and finds himself on a huge Christmas […]

An Old Friend

While shopping at the local Samaritan Shop, Jeannie runs into […]

Misdelivered Mail

The crazy lady from across the street comes over to […]

But It Isn’t Boxing Day

Rocky, Elvis’ old college roommate, stops by to offer Elvis […]

A Midnight Meeting

With no one awake but the cat, Santa Claus sneaks […]

A…Leg Lamp?!

“Who in the heck would send me a leg lamp?”

A Package for Ralphie

General Ursus brings over a package for Ralphie that was […]

Lucy, I’m Home

Lucy Ricardo comes over to spend the day with Jeannie […]

A Calendar…About the Shelf?

Elvis receives a strange gift in the mail; a 2022 […]

Toy Confrontation

After Jeannie falls asleep watching TV, Stretch Armstrong and the […]

Stretch Armstrong

Ralphie finds Elvis’ old Stretch Armstrong toy, from when he […]

Enter the General

Elvis’ new next door neighbor, General Ursus, comes by to […]

The Elf Watches…

Later that night, Ralphie falls asleep on the couch while […]

A Frankenfamily Visit

Frankie, Lily, and the baby come over to visit.

The Case of the Missing Donut

“It wasn’t me, Dad! I didn’t take your stupid donut!”

It’s Watching Me

“I’m sorry to interrupt your stupid book, Mom, but I […]

Elf on the Shelf

Jeannie places her brand new elf on a shelf.

Putting up the Tree

Elvis, Jeannie, and Ralphie put up the Christmas tree.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Alice takes a nap on the couch after slaving away […]

What is this Mego?

While helping Elvis and Jeannie clean the house for Thanksgiving, […]

A Little too Close to Home

“I don’t know, Ralphie,” says Frankie, “this game hits a […]

A Gift from Peg Bundy

Peg Bundy shows up with a gift for Jeannie, to […]

Will This Game Never End?

Lily watches in agony as the Frankenstein Bros play Scrabble.

Waiting for the Mail

Frankie patiently waits for the mail.

Scrabble

Ralphie and Aang spend an afternoon playing Scrabble.

Aang the Cheater

Aang, that’s cheating!

Jenga!

Ralphie, Aang, and Aqualad spend the afternoon playing Jenga.

Jeannie Relaxes with a Good Book

After a long week of vampires and vampire hunters, Jeannie […]

Dracula Apologizes

Count Dracula apologies to Ralphie for scaring him at the […]

Saved by…Vampires?

Nosferatu and Count Dracula show up and pull Van Helsing […]

Vampire!!

“Vampire!” screams Van Helsing, as he rushes into the room, […]

Coming Home

Frankie and Lily look our their hotel window as they […]

Ralphie’s Plan

Ralphie explains his plan to infiltrate the vampire’s lair by […]

Meanwhile, in St. Louis

During a romantic weekend trip to St. Louis, Frankie and […]

A Midnight Meeting

Nosferatu shows up in the middle of the night at […]

Mom, He Threatened Us!

Ralphie and Aang tell Jeannie and Elvis all about their […]

Vampire Proofing 101

Dr. Van Helsing explains to Elvis and Jeannie how to […]

A Meeting of Vampires

Dracula, Nosferatu, and the other two Draculas meet in their […]

Vampires at the Arcade?

Suddenly, the machines stop working and the lights go out […]

Meanwhile, at the Arcade

Ralphie and Aang take turns playing Frogger at the arcade.

Frankie, Stop!

“Put Dr. Van Helsing down, Frankie! He wasn’t threatening me, […]

Have You Seen Any Vampires?

“Excuse me, sir, but have you seen any vampires around […]

Home Safe and Sound

Jeannie explains to Elvis, Ralphie, and Frankie that she can […]

The Big Arrest

“How did you do it, ma’am?” asks Sgt. O’Reilly, as […]

Enough!

“Okay, enough of this,” says Jeannie, as she blasts the […]

Gotcha!

“Gotcha! The donuts were merely a distraction,” says the Joker, […]

Look, Sorry Man

“Look, sorry man…” says an embarrassed Robin, “but I really […]

Get Down, Elvis!

“Get down, Elvis!” yells Robin, as Elvis reaches for the […]

Where is the Joker?

After countless minutes searching, Batman, Robin, Elvis, and Frankie finally […]

Elvis and the Batman

Elvis, Ralphie, and Frankie meet with Batman and Robin to […]

To the Victor Goes the Spoils

Back at the Joker’s lair, the villains enjoys feasting on […]

Jeannie and the Donuts

The Joker kidnaps Jeannie and steals Elvis’s donuts!

The Joker’s Heist

After minutes and minutes of hard planning and calculating, the […]

The Joker’s Plan

The Joker lays out his crazy plan to destroy both […]

Elsewhere, the Joker Schemes

Elsewhere, in a secret lair, the Joker explains his nefarious […]

Book Club Night

Jeannie, Lily, and Esmerelda meet for their monthly book club.

Elvis Dreams of Cats

After a long day of guitar practice, Elvis dreams of […]

Your MUMMY?

“What the…? Oh, sorry, I thought you said you wanted […]

Get Off That Kangaroo!

“Get off that kangaroo, young man, and give me back […]

Come On, Ralphie!

“Okay, Ralphie,” said Jeannie, “enough is enough. We already have […]

Team Facebook is NOT a Go!

“What do you mean, Facebook has been back for 3 […]

Team Facebook is a Go!

Kang and Elvis put together a rag tag group of […]

Team Facebook

Kang enlists Elvis’ aid in a quest to discover why […]

Okay, Who in the…

“Okay, who in the hell are you?” asked Elvis, as […]

The Igor Express

Igor takes Frankie and Lily’s as of yet still-unnamed baby […]

Role Reversal

“Okay, Doc, let’s see how YOU like it! And stop […]

Adjusting the Monster

“Okay, Lily, can you please stop breaking Frankie? This is […]

Puttin’ on the Ritz

“Have you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue?”

Is That Your Oompa Loompa?

“And what in the name of chocolate is that? Is […]

Who the Hell…?

“Hey, Elvis, thanks for inviting me over…wait a second, who […]

Give Me My Donut, Aang!

Using his airbending abilities, Aang levitates Ralphie’s donut just out […]

Elvis Meets Robin

“Sorry I almost shot you,” says Elvis, reaching out to […]

Robin in the House

No, Elvis! I said, “Robin’s in the house,” not “someone’s […]

A Living Room Discussion

Frankie and Lily sit down with Elvis and Jeannie to […]

Franklin Introduces His New Girlfriend

Franklin introduces his new girlfriend, Esmeralda, to Frankie and Lily. […]

Elvis in Dreamland

Elvis has another crazy dream. This time, he’s on a […]

A Peace Offering

Aang offers Superman a donut to make up for nearly […]

Kneel Before Aang

Gotcha, Supes!

Dammit, Aang!

Kryptonite sure comes in handy!

Ralphie vs Superman?

The Frankenstein brothers look on in confusion as Ralphie challenges […]

A Super Arm Wrestling Challenge

Frankie watches in the background as his big brother Franklin […]

An Arm Wrestling Challenge

For absolutely no good reason whatsoever, the Frankenstein brothers decide […]

Where Have You Been?

“You weren’t under the couch. You weren’t behind the bookshelf, […]

Franklin Gets Drunk

Tired of waiting for everyone to get home, Franklin breaks […]

Where Are They?

Franklin comes to Elvis and Jeannie’s house, because he can’t […]

Where am I?

Is Elvis dreaming again? He wakes up inside a clear […]

Looking Out Into the World

Elvis, Jeannie, Frankie, Lily, Ralphie, and the baby look out […]

THAT’S How You Hold a Baby!

Franklin learns how to hold the baby the right way.

That’s Not How You Hold a Baby!

Frankie’s brother Franklin has clearly never held a baby before.

Jeannie, Lily, and the Baby

Jeannie holds the baby.

Meet the Baby

Frankie and Lily bring their new baby to Elvis and […]

The Mystery Astronaut

For absolutely no reason whatsoever, a Mystery Astronaut appears in […]

The Frankenstein Family

Frankie and Lily enjoy time with their little bundle of […]

That’s No Dessert!

Lily explains to a properly-chastened Dracula and Wolfman that the […]

Dessert?

Dracula and the Wolfman prepare to fight over dessert.

A Spooky Dinner

Frankie and Lily have some old friends over for dinner.

Kitchen Romance

Frankie and Lily make time for a little kitchen romance.

Frankie Makes Dinner

Frankie makes dinner for Lily.

Cuddle Time

Elvis and Jeannie get in a little cuddling time, watching […]

It’s Hard to Play with One Hand

Ralphie and Aang wait not-so-patiently for Johnny Hook to give […]

Elvis in the Zone

Elvis has another crazy dream. In this one, he’s standing […]

Playing at Arcadia Retrocade

Ralphie and Aang takes turns playing Pac-man at their favorite […]

Jeannie Comes Home

“What the hell, Elvis?” asks Jeannie, holding up a pool […]

The End of a Friendly Game of Pool

A dejected Elvis looks on as Frankie prepares to sink […]

A Friendly Game of Pool

Elvis and Frankie prepare to play a friendly game of […]

We’re Going to Live Forever!

No longer a detective, Kojak shows up to try to […]

A Relaxing Saturday Afternoon

Frankie and Lily regale Elvis, Jeannie, and Ralphie with their […]

Breakfast in Bed

Elvis brings Jeannie breakfast in bed.

Don’t Mess with Monsters

The pirates never learned not to mess with monsters.

Bad Dreams

Elvis awakes from a nightmare, certain his best friend Frankie […]

Pirates!

Just as they’re close to home, pirates surround Frankie and […]

A Countryside Ride

Frankie takes his bride for a ride through the countryside.

Hannibal Cheated!

So much for a friendly night of poker! Elvis and […]

Poker Night

Elvis, Frankie’s brother Franklin, and Hannibal Lecter play a friendly […]

Frankenstein Family Reunion

Frankie and Lily meet up with the rest of the […]

Batmen vs The Riddler

The Batmen take turns beating up the Riddler, just for […]

Girl’s Night Back at Jeannie’s House

Jeannie, Lily, Alice, Peg, Wonder Woman, and Cheetah hang out […]

Girl’s Night Out at the Club

Jeannie, Lily, and her friends have fun at the club.

Girl’s Night Out

Jeannie and Lily prepare for a girl’s night out!

A Second Honeymoon

Elvis and Jeannie decide to take a second honeymoon. But […]

Inside the Mego Museum

That night, Ralphie dreams, finding himself with Aang inside the […]

Mego Museum

Ralphie and Aang play with Ralphie’s new Mego Museum playset.

Reunion in Reality

The Flash and Doctor Who breathe a sigh of relief […]

Elvispoint chapter 12: Endgame

The Flash goes back in time to prevent himself from […]

Elvispoint chapter 11: Wonder Woman!

Wonder Woman arrives just in time to kick Cheetah’s butt.

Elvispoint chapter 10: Cheetah Attacks!

Just as Dr. Who and the Flash prepare for Flash’s […]

Elvispoint chapter 9: Cheetah

Farrah meets with her old college roommate Cheetah, asking her […]

Elvispoint chapter 8: The Call

Worried that the Flash and Dr. Who might change the […]

Elvispoint chapter 7: The Plan

The Flash and Dr. Who meets with a dejected, guitarless, […]

Elvispoint chapter 6: Enter Ralphie

The Riddler and his evil ward Ralphie break into a […]

A Snorlax Interlude

Jeannie sneaks up on a shiny Snorlax on Pokemon Go […]

Elvispoint chapter 5: Explanations

The Flash and Dr. Who try to explain to Elvis […]

Elvispoint chapter 4: Who?

The Flash meets with his old time traveling buddy Dr. […]

Elvispoint chapter 3: Jeannie?

That night, as Elvis and Farrah watch TV, they come […]

Elvispoint chapter 2: the Band?

The Flash is shocked to meet Elvis’ bandmates: Elvis’ on-again-off-again […]

Elvispoint chapter 1

The Flash returns to the present to learn that, because […]

Flash Makes a Mistake

Flash runs back in time to witness Elvis meeting Jeannie […]

King vs King + Flash

Flash travels back in time to observe the chess match […]

Back to the Beginning

The Flash travels back to when it all began…

The Flash is a One Man Band

The Flash stuns Elvis and the boys by playing all […]

Flash on Bagpipes

Elvis and the gang have an impromptu jam session, with […]

Playing with Horses

Aang and Ralphie playing with My Little Pony.

Elvis Dreams Again

Elvis has another of those crazy dreams. This time, he’s […]

Meanwhile…

Meanwhile, in a bleak and lonely hallway deep inside Arkham […]

Mad Monster Castle

Frankie and Lily shows off their Mad Monster Castle banner, […]

Monopoly

Frankie, Ralphie, and Aang play Monopoly.

Karaoke Night #2

Karaoke night at Elvis and Jeannie’s house! Jeannie and Elvis […]

Karaoke Night

Karaoke night at Elvis and Jeannie’s house! Frankie and Lily […]

Harley Race

7-time former National Wrestling Alliance heavyweight champion Harley Race shows […]

Momma Said Knock You Out

Ralphie knocks out Apollo Creed! Who’s next?

Hit Me with Your Best Shot

Apollo Creed regrets telling Ralphie to take his best shot.

Hangin’ with the Animals

Ralphie, Aang, and the son of Frankenstein hang out with […]

Bangkok, Oriental City…

Ralphie and Aang try to teach the son of Frankenstein […]

Ape Elvis?

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, Ape-Elvis, Ape-Jeannie, and Ape-Ralphie spend […]

Opposite Day

On Opposite Day, Alice relaxes while Elvis cleans the house.

Playdate

Ralphie has Aang over for a playdate.

Home Sweet Home

Jeannie displays a new painting Elvis bought for the house.

A New NWA Champion?

Jeannie tries on the NWA world heavyweight championship belt Ralphie […]

Reunited!

Batman returns Ralphie and the missing items to Elvis and […]

Riddler Arrested!

Batman, Ralphie, and Kojak watch as the cops take the […]

Elvis Dreams Again

As Elvis awaits news from Batman about the rescue of […]

Batman Victorious

Batman tracks down the Riddler in his lair and prepares […]

Enter…the Batman!

Batman tracks down the Riddler in his lair and prepares […]

Ralphie on the Wall

After a brief battle. the Riddler apprehends Ralphie and hangs […]

Enter Ralphie

Ralphie, who followed Kojak to Riddler’s lair, rushes in, grab’s […]

Kojak has Fallen

Kojak finally tracks down the Riddler —only to be beaten […]

Inside Riddler’s Lair

The Riddler relaxing inside his secret lair, with all of […]

The Riddler’s Lair

The Riddler brings the guitars he stole from Elvis to […]

An Explanation For Missing Practice

Pictures From the Honeymoon pt. 5

Frankie and Lily spend some alone time in one of […]

Another Stolen Guitar?

Ralphie tells Kojak about walking in on the Riddler stealing […]

Pictures from the Honeymoon pt. 4

Frankie and Lily visit the cemetery where several of Frankie’s […]

Pictures from the Honeymoon pt. 3

Frankie and Lily stop to play with a strange creatures […]

Ralphie and the Riddler

“You’re dreaming, kid. Go back to sleep…or else.”

Pictures from the Honeymoon pt. 2

Photos from Frankenstein’s monster and the bride’s honeymoon. Frankie and […]

Pictures from the Honeymoon pt. 1

Photos from Frankenstein’s monster and the bride’s honeymoon. Frankie and […]

Enter Kojak

Elvis hires famed detective Theo Kojak to search for his […]

Back from the Honeymoon

Frankenstein’s monster and his bride regale Elvis, Jeannie, and Ralphie […]

The Case of the Missing Guitar

Jeannie and Ralphie help Elvis look for his missing brown […]

Riddle Me This

Riddle me this: why is the Riddler stealing Elvis’ guitar?

Johnny Hook Confronts Elvis

Johnny Hook angrily confronts Elvis over losing out on a […]

Elvis Dreams of Acrylic

Elvis has another one of those crazy dreams. Why are […]

Alice and the Band

Alice practices with the band.

Alice Wins!

Alice defeats Saru, the wolfman, and Johnny Hook the pirate […]

Band Battle

Johnny Hook, Saru, the Wolfman, and Alice battle it out […]

Band Audition #4

Saru auditions for a temporary spot in the band.

Band Audition #3

Alice surprises Elvis, Jimi, and Jeannie with her mad guitar […]

Band Audition #2

Pirate Johnny Hook auditions for Elvis and Jimi Hendrix to […]

Band Audition #1

The Wolfman auditions to temporarily take Frankenstein’s Monster’s place in […]

Ralphie and the Rocketeer

Ralphie tries to fix the Rocketeer’s jetpack.

Saru’s Jam Session

Elvis and Saru jam.

Captain Mercury

Captain Mercury shows up, trying to convince Elvis and Jeannie […]

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How else will we ever afford new clothes? Visit Patreon.com/OurShelfLife […]

They Love Him!

The pets love Saru!

A Visit From the Stars

Michael Burnham and Saru teleport to visit a startled Elvis […]

Mistaken Identity

“I’m sorry, sir,” said Willy Wonka, “but I believe you’ve […]

A Fateful Meeting

Jeannie introduces for her old college roommate Zira to Elvis’ […]

Elvis and the Ape

Elvis hangs out with his old college roommate, Cornelius.

Shiny Smeargle!

Aang and Ralphie finally capture a shiny Smeargle in Pokemon […]

Aang’s Interview

The Justice League of America interviews Aang for a possible […]

An Impromptu JLA Meeting

Flash, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and the Green Lantern hold […]

JLA Meeting

“Flash, quit messing around,” said Green Lantern. “You’re late for […]

A Quick Guitar Lesson

Elvis gives Flash a quick lesson in guitar playing.

I’ll Be Home in a Flash

“Elvis, when you said you’d be home in a flash, […]

Aang, the Last Poker Player

Aang is sad he missed the poker game, but at […]

Royal Flush

Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, Stan Lee, and Superman sit down for […]

Stan Lee Reads Leap Year

Stan Lee, relaxing with a good book.

Over the Threshold

Frankenstein’s Monster carries his bride over the threshold into their […]

The Wedding

The wedding of the century! Don’t forget to scroll down […]

Every Girl Crazy ’bout a Sharp-Dressed Monster

You’re Invited…

Don’t miss The Monster and the Bride getting married, Saturday, […]

Wedding Prep

Jeannie helps the Bride try on wedding dresses.

The Bride Turns a Bath

The Bride looks forward to a long, relaxing bath with […]

Guitar Lessons

Elvis gives Ralphie guitar lessons.

New Girlfriend

Frankenstein’s monster is shocked to meet his brother’s new girlfriend.

Band Discussions

Elvis invites his band over for supper and to discuss […]

A Secret Meeting

The monster and his bride meet Dr. Frankenstein outside his […]

A Monster Prank

The morning after the monster’s bachelor party, Elvis, Willy Wonka, […]

The Monster’s Bachelor Party

Elvis throws a bachelor party for his best friend, Frankenstein’s […]

Rubik’s Cube Winner

Ralphie declares Frankenstein’s monster the winner over Willy Wonka in […]

Bachelorette Party!

Jeannie throws a bachelorette party for the Bride.

The Monster Skateboards

Frankenstein’s monster spends some time skateboarding at the park.

Hulk am Mad!

Why Hulk’s friend Ralphie invite Hulk over and no have […]

She said Yes!

The Bride of Frankenstein accepted the monster’s marriage proposal!

Frankenstein’s Proposal

Frankenstein’s monster finally gets up the nerve to propose. Will […]

The Monster’s Cube

Frankenstein’s monster sets yet another world record solving Rubik’s Cube.

Jeannie and the Monster Talk

Jeannie and Frankenstein’s monster discuss the monster’s plan to ask […]

Existential Dread

Jeannie find a large piece of paper on the ground […]

Ralphie Dreams…

That night, Ralphie has a dream about finally conquering Superman.

Teen Wolf Gets Angry

Teen Wolf gets angry when he doesn’t like Jeannie’s tarot […]

Jeannie’s Tarot Cards

Jeannie does a Tarot reading for Teen Wolf.

Jeannie Poses with the Pets

Jeannie poses with the pets. That’s a lot of pets!

Elvis vs Ultraman

Elvis and Ultraman take him out from the guitar lessons […]

Ultra Guitar Lessons

Elvis gives Ultraman a lesson on how to play the […]

Willy Wonka Whacks Hannibal

Willy Wonka shows up just in time to whack Hannibal […]

Hannibal Stalks Off

Hannibal stalks off, angry that he didn’t get the job […]

Ralphie Interviews Babysitters

With Frankenstein’s monster going on a week-long road trip with […]

The Monster Reads

Frankenstein’s monster reads Leap Year, by Joe DeRouen. You should, […]

Cat vs Cat

With both Frankenstein monster brothers out of the tournament, the […]

Cat vs Monster

The cat takes on the winner of the chess match […]

Chess!

The Frankenstein’s Monster brothers play chess.

Monsters Hugging

Dracula stomps off in disgust when, instead of fighting, the […]

Monster vs Monster?

Dracula brings Frankenstein’s monster to Elvis and Jeannie’s house, in […]

Dracula and the Monster

Dracula meets with Frankenstein’s monster. What mischief are they planning?

Dracula Past, Dracula Future

Dracula past meets Dracula future.

Even Vampires Love Cats

Dracula wakes up to Sparky, his cat companion, doing biscuits […]

Bloodsucking Friends

Just four bloodsucking friends hanging out.

The Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka takes Ralphie on a tour of the chocolate […]

Golden Ticket Discussion

Willy Wonka sits down with Elvis, Jeannie, and Ralphie to […]

Willy Wonka!

Willy Wonka shows up to accept Ralphie’s golden ticket, preparing […]

The Golden Ticket

Ralphie finds the golden ticket! (Tune in Monday to find […]

Action Jackson on Guard

Action Jackson catches Alternate Elvis sneaking into the house.

Dinah-Mite!

Health Spa Dinah-Mite shows up to exercise with Jeannie and […]

Poor Alice

While Elvis, Jeannie, and Ralphie love all the new pets, […]

Bizarro and Alternate Elvis

Bizarro Superman and Alternate Elvis confront Elvis and Superman.

Action Jackson

Elvis hires Action Jackson to keep them safe from the […]

Elvis Dreams, Redux

Elvis has that strange dream again. There are people, some […]

Cops!

The police show up at Elvis and Jeannie’s house, to […]

No More Pets!

“That’s it, Raphie,” said Elvis, “no more pets!”

The Truth Revealed

Elvis finally reveals to Jeannie the real reason the pirates […]

Can I Keep Him?

“Mom, can I keep him?” asked Ralphie, in hopes of […]

A New Cat

Jeannie plays with Winchester, her new cat, as the other […]

That Darned Pirate Monkey

Alice tries in vain to keep that darned pirate monkey […]

Diana is Victorious

Wonder Woman handily defeats the book pirates, but the monkey […]

Book Pirates Attack

Book pirates show up, trying to steal Wonder Woman’s copy […]

Diana Relaxing with a Book

Wonder Woman relaxes with a good book—Joe DeRouen’s Leap Year, […]

Elvis Hugs His Monkey

Elvis hugs his stuffed monkey as he tells Jeannie about […]

Elvis Awakens

Elvis awakes from a very strange dream. He was on […]

When the Humans Are Away…

…the pets will play.

Elvis Dreams…

Elvis lies in bed, dreaming. He finds himself on a […]

Elvis Practicing

Elvis spends a little time by himself, practicing his guitar.

After the Workout

Richard Simmons has left the building. Repeat, Richard Simmons has […]

Sweating with Richard

Jeannie and her friends work out with Richard Simmons. Well, […]

Getting Meta

Jeannie and Wonder Woman spend the afternoon watching a television […]

Sharing Donuts

Grateful that Batman saved him from the donut pirates, Elvis […]

Batman Saves the Day

Batman arrives just in time to save Elvis and defeat […]

Donut Pirates

Donut pirates show up to steal Elvis’ donuts!

Ralphie and Batman

Ralphie meets another of his heroes—Batman!

Sore Loser

Frankenstein’s Monster gets upset when he can’t beat Superman’s high […]

Pac-Man Fever

Frankenstein’s Monster and Ralphie take turns playing Pac-Man, trying to […]

Superman Meets Bizarro

Frankenstein’s Monster mediates a discussion between Superman and Bizarro.

Bernie Visits the Shelf

Bernie Sanders visits a surprised Elvis and Frankenstein’s Monster. Where […]

Battle of the Bands

Can Elvis and the boys defeat KISS? Stay tuned to […]

Ralphie’s Audition

The boys give Ralphie a try out for their still-unnamed […]

The Night After

Wonder Woman and Frankenstein’s Monster, passed out in the living […]

Superman Meets Frankenstein’s Monster

Frankenstein’s Monster meets Superman.

Fake Kryptonite?

Ralphie reveals it was fake Kryptonite all along. Superman doesn’t […]

Kneel Before Ralphie

Everyone is shocked as Ralphie pulls out Kryptonite!

Ralphie Surprises Superman

Superman and Wonder Woman have dinner with Elvis, Jeannie, and […]

Superman Meets Ralphie

Ralphie finally meets his idol Superman. Later, Superman takes Ralphi […]

Rescuing Superman

Wonder Woman, Jeannie, and Elvis struggle to free Superman from […]

Wonder Woman’s Gift

Jeannie hangs a new painting, a gift from her friend […]

Playtime with the Monster

Ralphie and Frankenstein’s monster play with Barbie’s Dreamhouse.

Wonder Woman Wants the Truth

Wonder Woman lassoes Jeannie with her golden lasso of truth, […]

Chess Match

Frankenstein’s monster gave Ralphie a new chess set for Christmas. […]

Comforting Ralphie

Elvis and Jeannie comfort Ralphie as they watch what’s happening […]

Jeannie and Zira

Zira, Jeannie’s former college roommate and one of her best […]

Ralphie vs Aqualad

Frankenstein’s Monster teaches Ralphie and Aqualad how to play chess.

Even Monsters Need Naps

Frankenstein’s Monster, worn out from the holidays, takes a much […]

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year from Elvis, Jeannie, Ralphie, and Frankenstein’s monster!

Stan Lee in the Bathtub

Stan Lee enjoying time in the bathtub with his favorite […]

Stan Lee Prepares a Bath

Stan Lee draws a bath for himself and his favorite […]

Stan Lee Reading

Stan Lee, reading on the toilet. ‘Nuff said.

Band Auditions

Elvis and the boys interview two new potential band mates. […]

Happy Boxing Day!

It’s Boxing Day. ‘Nuff said.

Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas, happy holidays, happy Hanukah, happy Kwanza, happy Yule, […]

Christmas Eve

Santa enjoys milk and cookies before delivering presents to Ralphie’s […]

Ralphie and the Mistletoe

Ralphie holds mistletoe over Jeannie and Elvis, and they kiss.

Alice Cleans

After Jeannie’s Secret Santa party and Elvis meeting with the […]

Elvis and the Boys

Elvis and the boys get together to discuss a name […]

Secret Santa Party

Jeannie and her friends exchange presents for their first annual […]

Dinner at Jeannie’s House

Jeannie invites Frankenstein’s Monster and his bride over for a […]

Frankenstein’s Monster vs Ralphie, in Checkers

Frankenstein’s monster plays a mean game of checkers, but is […]

Under the Mistletoe

Frankenstein’s monster and his bride steal a kiss under the […]

Frankenstein’s Monster Babysits Ralphie

Frankenstein’s monster babysits Ralphie while Elvis and Jeannie go Christmas […]

Getting Ready for Christmas

Ralphie brings a present to put under the tree, while […]

Elvis Entertains BMO

Elvis plays guitar for his wife Jeannie and their new […]

After the Party

After the dance party, Jeannie and her friends hang out, […]

Dance Party!

Jeannie invites her friends over for a dance party.

Bob Ross Finishes a Masterpiece

Bob Ross participating in Joe’s shameless self-promotion!

Breakfast Time

Elvis serves Jeannie breakfast in bed—and he has Godiva chocolates […]

Their Creations Given Life

Rod Serling, Stan Lee, Gene Roddenberry, and Vincent Price dine […]

Lunch with the Creators

Rod Serling, Stan Lee, Vincent Price, and Gene Roddenberry share […]

Rod Serling and Friends

Rod Serling has breakfast with his friends Kanamit and Invader […]

That Damned Cat!

That damned cat is in the tree again!

Gilligan and Skipper Visit

Elvis, Jeannie, and Ralphie are happily surprised when Gilligan and […]

Ralphie

Ralphie puts the first gift under the tree.

Elvis, Jeannie, and Ralphie Decorating the Tree

Elvis, Jeannie, and Ralphie manage to get their tree up […]

Elvis and Jeannie Surprise Alice

Because it’s Opposite Day, Elvis and Jeannie decided to pamper […]

Alice Relaxes on Her Day Off

Alice relaxes with her boyfriend Mr. Miyagi, watching Hallmark Christmas […]

Happy Thanksgiving!

Elvis, Jeannie, and Ralphie enjoy a non-traditional Thanksgiving’s Day of […]

The Boys Get Together

Elvis, “Weird” Al Yankovic, Frankenstein’s Monster, and Jimmi Hendrix get […]

Poor Alice

Elvis and Jeannie enjoy breakfast while Alice cleans up. Poor […]

Breakfast with Elvis

Elvis cooks breakfast while Jeannie checks her email.

Jeannie’s Book Collection

Jeannie spends the afternoon going through her extensive book collection. […]

Catwoman and Harley visit Jeannie

Catwoman brings her friend Harley Quinn to meet her new […]

Jeannie, Elvis, and Catwoman Talk

After Jeannie wakes Elvis, the two explain to Catwoman over […]

Jeannie Catches Catwoman

While getting up to pee, Jeannie hears a noise in […]

Jeannie Relaxing

With Elvis off writing songs, Jeannie decides to relax with […]

Bob Ross, “Weird” Al Yankovic, and Frankenstein’s Monster Contemplating Art

“Hey, ‘Weird Al’,” Bob Ross said, “want to come over […]

Elvis Decides to Make a Band

Elvis and Jimmi Hendrix decide to recruit Frankenstein’s Monster and […]

On Friday the 13th, Elvis Meets His Doppelgänger

On Friday the 13th, Elvis Meets His Doppelgänger. Will he […]

Let ’em Fight, Elvis!

Elvis keeping apart Rocky Balboa and Muhammad Ali. Granted, who […]

After the Book Club

Alice is left to clean up after Jeannie’s book club. […]

Jeannie’s Book Club

Jeannie’s monthly book club, complete with snacks, liquor, and good […]

Dr. Who Makes an Untimely Entrance

Dr. Who surprises Elvis and Jeannie as they watch TV.

Jeannie Joins the Table

Jeannie joins Elvis and Mr. Miyagi for supper.

Mr. Miyagi and Elvis

Longtime friends Mr. Miyagi and Elvis sharing a meal together.

Peg Bundy in Bed

Peg Bundy spending the day in bed, with chocolates and […]

An Impromptu Concert

Jeannie and Stan Lee enjoying the music of Elvis and […]

Elvis and Jeannie Talking with Stan Lee

Elvis and Jeannie listening to Stan Lee pontificate about life, […]

Elvis and the Monster Duet

Elvis joins Frankenstein’s Monster onstage.

A Monster of a Concert

I bet you didn’t know Frankenstein’s Monster could play the […]

Monsters Are Human, Too

Frankenstein’s monster takes advantage of some peace and quiet to […]

Bath Time with the Creature

Even the Creature of the Black Lagoon needs a bath […]

It’s a Monster Mash

Dracula, Frankenstein, and the crew post-dinner, relaxing and talking.

Ouija Board Gone Bad

It’s not wise to mess around with ghosts!

Samantha and the Ouija Board

Samantha, Jeannie, and Marilyn Monroe attempt to summon the ghosts […]

Kanamit and Rod Serling Watching TV

Kanamit and Rod Serling enjoying the “You Might Also Like” […]

Jeannie Entertains Samantha

Jeannie and Samantha Stevens hanging out and watching television.

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Jeannie and Bob Ross

Jeannie questioning Bob Ross on his technique.

Happy Little Trees

Bob Ross, painting in his studio.

Life with Elvis and Jeannie

Elvis and Jeannie in the dining room.

King vs King

King vs King in a chess match for the ages.

Jeannie Reading Hamlet

Jeannie relaxing with a good book.

Elvis and Jimmi

Elvis and Jimmi having a discussion.

Elvis and Farrah relaxing

Elvis and Farrah relaxing.

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Moving

“You’re…moving?” asks Frankie, looking askance. “What will we do without our best friends?”

Hunter Dan?

“Hello, Hunter Dan,” Elvis says to his new neighbor. “I suppose you can call me ‘Musician Elvis.'”

Dorothy’s Uncle

Dorothy introduces Jeannie and Lily to her uncle, the Wizard.

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